(tune: Lennon/McCartney, "Paperback Writer")Dear sir or madam, won't you read my fic?I've got a hundred to choose from, won't you take your pick?It's based on the episode I saw last night,I've just finished it now, I'm a quite compulsive fanfic writer...Fanfic writer!It's a dirty story 'bout a Mary SueAnd the regular cast don't know what to doThey're mortal enemies whose hate is pureSo she sets them up; I'm a quite compulsive slashfic writer...Slashfic writer!There's a thousand chapters, plus or minus three,And about a dozen are PWP;They're all self-insertions or they're OOC,I need R&R; I'm a quite compulsive badfic writer...Badfic writer!
Excellent! 8)
I've just realised the original has four verses. Anyone else want to finish it off?
Ah, here's a last verse:
Call it plagiarism, call it old cliché,
I don't give a damn what the haters say
This could be the next 50 Shades of Grey
I'll be rolling in dough, as the new commercial fanfic writer...
Fanfic Writer!
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