An homage to the fascinating Joss Whedon show, by the Cousins of Mercy. To the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People:

Where can you find pleasure
Thieves to steal art treasures
Top negotiators too?
Where can you begin to
Make your dreams all come true
Anything you want to do
Where to get a hot date
Confidant or best mate
Someone who believes in you
Sign a backup singer
Meet a kinky swinger
Build yourself a Mary Sue

In the Dollhouse
We make personalities
In the Dollhouse
We will put your mind at ease
In the Dollhouse
All your woes will disappear
In the Dollhouse, in the Dollhouse
Come on now, step into the chair
In the Dollhouse
We get away with any crime
In the Dollhouse
They just forget at treatment time
In the Dollhouse
Come on now, step into the chair
In the Dollhouse (in the Dollhouse)
In the Dollhouse (in the Dollhouse)

They'll wipe you, they'll wipe you
They'll wipe you and call you Zulu

When they go erratic
Send them to the attic
Keep their minds backed up on file
If we can't prevent
A composite event
At least they go insane with style
From our secret location
We plan domination
Soon maybe we'll come for you
Ratings were a wreck
But we got the Fox execs
So we'll be back for season two

In the Dollhouse
Yes, we make personalities
In the Dollhouse
Yes, we will put your mind at ease
In the Dollhouse
All your woes will disappear
In the Dollhouse, in the Dollhouse
Come on now, step into the chair
In the Dollhouse
We get away with any crime
In the Dollhouse
They just forget at treatment time
In the Dollhouse
Come on now, step into the chair
In the Dollhouse (in the Dollhouse)
In the Dollhouse (in the Dollhouse)

They'll wipe you, they'll wipe you
They'll wipe you and call you Zulu

Who me?

They'll wipe you, they'll wipe you
They'll wipe you and call you Zulu

But, but, but I'm afraid of dying
Hey, hey look man
I don't want anyone putting my brain on a wedge!

They'll wipe you

Oh my goodness

They'll wipe you

What are they gonna do with my body?

They'll wipe you
They'll wipe you
In the Dollhouse

In the Dollhouse
We make personalities
In the Dollhouse
We will put your mind at ease
In the Dollhouse
All your woes will disappear
In the Dollhouse, in the Dollhouse
Come on now, step into the chair
In the Dollhouse
We get away with any crime
In the Dollhouse
They just forget at treatment time
In the Dollhouse